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I wrote a story. That story became a book. Now I have to be online. I’ll try not to make this painful for either of us. If you want to learn more about my latest news, my process, or my books, jump in and follow along.
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Twin Peaks X ACNH
DA-0004-9148-3376 David Lynch’s Twin Peaks was quite possibly the most influential bit of television I consumed when I was young. And I was young. I was twelve years old when it premiered and I tuned in for every single episode. Frank Silva’s face at the foot of Laura’s bed was the scariest thing I’d ever…
The Saline Solution and Dead Girl
My debut novel is pink. I wrote story about a girl who’s obsessed with forensic science and Dexter–who has an super villain alter ego based on a type of poison–who just happens to want boobs. And it’s pink. Why? Because I didn’t self-publish. My book ended up in the hands of a romance imprint and…
Cold Truths: How I Got My (Second) Agent
Originally posted September 2013 I’ve learned a lot in the last year. I learned how to drill a stripped screw out of an iPhone. I learned how to do the flick with liquid eyeliner. I learned that breast implants explode in crematorium ovens. And I learned that the WRONG literary agent is a real thing.…
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